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Guest Entry By my dear friend Tarush Chugh on our much awaited out-of-delhi tour.. My posts shall follow soon :)

Tarush writes.....
So here is my much awaited blog ;) on our 17 hours trip to agra  . So I finally woke up at 6 in the morning finally because I was trying from 5  and then woke ma up so that she can cook some aloo paranthaas for me and my dear friends. Mom said “ tarush tu toh late ho gaya 6:30 toh tujhe nikalna tha” But I smiled confidently and said” arre ma who sab bhi late honge dekh lena ….” Mom asked why?
And with a big and confident smile I gave 3 reasons ma “ 1. Ek toh pulkit gaziabad se aaega toh itni thand me thoda toh late ho ga hi 2. Anagd ne ghar se aana ,(smiling) matlab hi nahi who 6:30 tak pahunch jaaye 3. Kaura ko nizzamuddin se pick karna hai toh usko lene mein kam se kam bhi half hour delay hoga “ ..with all the reasons in mind I called pulkit just to show mom how accurate I am on my predictions but that call left my mouth open kyunki pulkit told me angad and taxi waala has already reached and he is on the way to college  , but I still had last hope on kaura ke shayad who late ho jaaega … k now I got ready packed my bag and left for ashram chowk ,Near dhaula kuan my phone rang it was char, and I guessed the reason for the phne “ waiting for kaura and getting bored “ and even the 2nd time my prediction went wrong , mera kaura ne bhi saath nahi diya …char said “we are at ashram chowk where are u “ and then I knew “mein toh gaya aaj”…
So we started our journey at hmm… I dnt knw the time but we started, pulkit took the job of conductor sitting on the front seat, in the middle row were disha , sprih and mullu and at back  kaura , and me on one side opposite angad and charu, to tell u that when I entered the car there legs gave mine a stare…and said “kambhakat tu bhi ghussegi ab jagah dekhi hai kitni hai“ and my legs meekely said yaar thoda adjust karlo please..” ;) k then I told them I have brought some paranthas with me I saw a smile on everybdys face saying “ chalo kuch toh achcha kiya” … Now comes the tea thing  u all knw I started so early from my place and in hurry I forgot TEA ;) so I asked them where we will have tea …pulkit replied u can have tea when we will stop at fardibad to pick varsha so I said where ? Somebdy said on varsha’s tyre  and then everybody’s face reaction showed that they have started imagining how will I be doing oh sorry have tea on varsha’s tyre ;) disha said “eessh” and closed her eye’s .. I knw how strong her imagination is  k so we reached faridabad , pongal(varsha) was standing on RED LIGHT(kaura must be smiling) and we pick her up, as she sat in the car 2 pressures increased , pressure on car tyre and pressure inside me for tea oh sorry desire ;) and I gave pulkit a strong warning , “enough is enough I want a place for TEA or eveybody will face the consequences” and then u knw they all imagined the consequences ;)
And then pulkit stopped car on the road where there was a small lawn and asked me to have tea there, that area was wide open but you all be wondering why pulkit made to stop the car at that place because he too loves to do it in open … u knw in hostel he waits for everybody to sleep and then its his world he have tea in corridors, in balcony, outside enemy’s room wherever he wants … 
K me being conservative type I said no to that place and then a petrol pump made me happy allowed me what I wanted to do .
Finally we reached fatehpur –sekri after asking so many people and saying few thanks ;) We hired guide after convincing all and boarded the bus which dropped us at Entrance of akbar’s mahal
As we entered the complex the first mahal was of rani jodhaa bai, guide explained significance of all rooms, so we all spread and entered the rooms, we all were curious of different things some were curious to see the toilets that how pot seats were designed at that time, some about the designs on ceiling and some like kaura were curious to know where jodha and akbar become jodhaakbar  I knw u understood ya no space between them, as kaura asked this question from guide, they both giggled and I could see sheepish smile on their faces, guide was shying like as if he had seen them making out .
Next kaura asked who lived in the adjacent rooms , and he smiled after listening the answer, the answer was dasi’s , and kaura curiosity mixed with imagination and his sex filled thoughts made him ask a question again “ Kya aisa hota tha badshah akbar nashe ki halat mein galti se dasiyon ke room mein ghus jaata tha and fir ;) “
Aaj ke liye hi itna hi iske baad ka kal 