The Possible Ways of Dying :P

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• Charu Chopra: At age 31 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
• Charu Chopra: At age 37 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
• Charu Chopra: At age 69 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
• Charu Chopra: At age 71 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
• Charu Chopra: At age 58 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.
• Charu Chopra: At age 56 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.
• Charu Chopra: At age 49 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
• Charu Chopra: At age 57 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
• Charu Chopra: At age 74 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
• Charu Chopra: At age 36 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
• Charu Chopra: At age 59 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
  
• Charu Chopra: At age 63 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
• Charu Chopra: At age 31 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
  
• Charu Chopra: At age 25 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
  
• Charu Chopra: At age 27 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
  
• Charu Chopra: At age 57 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
  
• Charu Chopra: At age 27 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
  
• Charu Chopra: At age 66 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
  
• Charu Chopra: At age 48 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
  
• Charu Chopra: At age 40 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.
  
• Charu Chopra: At age 33 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
  
• Charu Chopra: At age 60 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
• Charu Chopra: At age 31 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
  
• Charu Chopra: At age 68 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
  

I Love them all.. HAHA.....